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Daily Dad Jokes Channel
22 сент., 02:00
I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
21 сент., 02:00
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
20 сент., 02:00
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
19 сент., 02:00
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
18 сент., 02:00
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
17 сент., 02:00
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
16 сент., 02:00
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
15 сент., 02:00
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
14 сент., 02:00
It takes guts to be an organ donor.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
13 сент., 02:00
What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
12 сент., 02:00
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
11 сент., 02:00
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
10 сент., 02:00
I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
9 сент., 02:00
What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
8 сент., 02:00
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
7 сент., 02:00
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
6 сент., 02:00
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
5 сент., 02:00
Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
4 сент., 02:00
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.➡️ @DailyDadJokesDaily Dad Jokes Channel
3 сент., 02:00
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”➡️ @DailyDadJokes
