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تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
21 сент., 22:57
If something brings you neither peace nor meaning, it deserves neither your time nor your energy
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
20 сент., 10:02
If you don’t know who the most beautiful person on earth is, then just read the second word again. And the third!
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
20 сент., 09:55
When you don't feel like washing the dishes
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
20 сент., 09:30
Why are nail clippers banned on airplanes?Unpopular opinion: If a terrorist can hijack an airplane using a nail clipper, he deserves it.
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
16 сент., 21:45
Ophthalmologist: Your results are in Patient: Can I see them? Ophthalmologist: Probably not
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
10 сент., 21:04
- Tell me I'm unique. - You are. - Really? - I couldn't stand another one like you
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
5 сент., 19:54
I’m wasting the best years of my life, so that I can earn money for the worst years of my life.
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
21 авг., 22:18
My sister-in-law had been wondering for years about her son’s strange appearance.A DNA test revealed that the child belongs neither to her nor to my brother.She confronted him.He said: “Don’t you remember? In the hospital – the baby had wet his nappy.You said: ‘Go and change him!’ So I fetched a clean baby and left the dirty one behind.”
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
20 авг., 19:37
کوئیز: این جمله یعنی چی؟ Da hast du Schwein gehabt!تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
20 авг., 12:54
- Man, we're not going to abduct you, leave us alone! - Guys, please, I can't take this anymore! - Please, at least for a week!
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
16 авг., 10:13изменён
We all know someone we would immediately shoot if there was a zombie apocalypse.Zombie or not.
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
14 авг., 07:12
When you're tired but someone just won't stop talking your ear off
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
25 июл., 15:33
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
23 июл., 20:56изменён
My wife claims she drives better than I do, but you can't fool a dog
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
17 июл., 21:21
Mondays wouldn’t be so rubbish, if they came at the end of the week!
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
17 июл., 16:22
- I'm going to the hairdresser's today. - Oh, are you having your hair cut? - No, just for a check-up.’
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
17 июл., 08:05
- I'm telling you, marry that guy! - But he has red hair. - Six months with you and he'll have gray hair.
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
17 июл., 08:01изменён
Memo to myself:If you've borrowed a friend's bike, the light is broken, and you get pulled over by the police, "This is not my bike" is not the right answer.
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
11 июл., 23:21
- I was at the seminar on kleptomania - And? - I took a lot with me!
تدریس خصوصی زبان آلمانی
11 июл., 22:46
- You are our favorite patient today. - Because I'm so nice? - Because you haven't rung the call button for 20 minutes.
