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Shower Thoughts
23 сент., 20:14
Tying the dead’s shoelaces inside the coffin might be the simplest way to prevent a zombie apocalypse.Shower Thoughts
23 сент., 18:14
Cardio is resistance training with extra steps er... reps.Shower Thoughts
23 сент., 06:14
The Costco chicken bake is a land, air, sea, hot pocket because the caesar dressing has sardines.1,150Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
22 сент., 21:14
The suit would be “British ethnic clothing” had they not conquered much of the world.1,350Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
22 сент., 15:14
Palm trees are the ultimate IQ test: people love them for looking useful while providing almost none of the benefits of a tree.1,510Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
22 сент., 07:14
Being behind in established social milestones is considered to be socially criminal, but also being too ahead of them depending on your age is considered a rushed and hectic process.1,630Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
22 сент., 05:14
Most of us have less than 22,000 days left to live, and less than 14,000 days to be awake.1,640Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
22 сент., 04:14
Maybe the reason we never see ghosts is because either gravity pulls them into the earth's core or the planet's orbit leaves them stranded in space.1,640Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
10 сент., 04:14
Ten years ago we thought $600 was a lot to pay for a phone.Shower Thoughts
10 сент., 03:14
Crosswords could be scrabble games first, and clues just added after. Tweaks would be thrown in, like multiple words and proper nouns allowed, but otherwise it could be near identical.Shower Thoughts
10 сент., 02:14
They say the root of all evil is money. However, shouldn’t we be pointing at the one who invented it in the first place?Shower Thoughts
10 сент., 02:14
If all the murders from film and tv were real, humanity would be wiped out.Shower Thoughts
9 сент., 23:14
The designer of the ice cube tray was likely well read about the Titanic.Shower Thoughts
9 сент., 10:14
The public transport experience would be vastly improved if the public weren't allowed onto it.1,240Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
9 сент., 00:14
To be overly sensitive can be both a great gift and a huge curse.1,390Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
8 сент., 23:14
I think that people from the USA should be called Unitedstatians to avoid offending or confusing other Americans.1,430Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
8 сент., 17:14
Jiu jitsu and wrestling should work on humanoid robots.1,550Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
8 сент., 16:14
With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.1,590Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
8 сент., 15:14
Earth has never been invaded by aliens, but the Moon has. We were the aliens.1,610Открыть в TelegramShower Thoughts
8 сент., 15:14
In a future where AI is sold to supplement people's own intelligence, there will be lobby groups invested in keeping consumers unintelligent through poor education.1,540Открыть в Telegram
