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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. These jokes aren’t bad nor are they rad, they’re just dad... jokes delivered to you daily via @DailyDadJokesBot Jokes sourced from https://icanhazdadjoke.com/api Developed by @jsstrn

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    22 Sept, 02:00

    I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    21 Sept, 02:00

    We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    20 Sept, 02:00

    Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    19 Sept, 02:00

    Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    18 Sept, 02:00

    R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    17 Sept, 02:00

    Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    16 Sept, 02:00

    What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    15 Sept, 02:00

    What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    14 Sept, 02:00

    It takes guts to be an organ donor.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    13 Sept, 02:00

    What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    12 Sept, 02:00

    A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”➡️ @DailyDadJokes
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  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    11 Sept, 02:00

    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!➡️ @DailyDadJokes
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  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    10 Sept, 02:00

    I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    9 Sept, 02:00

    What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    8 Sept, 02:00

    Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    7 Sept, 02:00

    Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    6 Sept, 02:00

    Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    5 Sept, 02:00

    Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    4 Sept, 02:00

    My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.➡️ @DailyDadJokes
  • Daily Dad Jokes Channel

    3 Sept, 02:00

    “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”➡️ @DailyDadJokes