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Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
21 Sept, 16:25
🇺🇸🇾🇪🇸🇦🇲🇽⚡️- BREAKING: President Trump has decided against striking the Houthis in Yemen, despite pleas from Mohammed Bin Salman, after being notified by Pete Hegseth's advisor who runs our knockoff channel "Rerum Novarum" that the Houthi offensive has been a complete failure.The source has previously been reliable, assuring Hegseth that the Strait of Hormuz would never be closed.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
18 Sept, 09:22
🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Footage reveals that the U.S. Navy is moving to deploy its new recruits to the Middle East to be dropped on Iran's Pickaxe Mountain as bunker busters.Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
18 Sept, 07:23
🇬🇧🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️- BREAKING: The British Ministry of Defence announces the liquidation of Major Paul Wilks, 40, who was killed in a totally non-hostile "road accident" in Ukraine.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
11 Sept, 14:29edited
🇾🇪🇸🇦⚡️- BREAKING: Farouk Al-Khawlani, a commander of the Saudi-backed Touthi Frouthis of Yemen, has been successfully assassinated by the Houthis.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
4 Sept, 06:19
🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡️- BREAKING: The Islamic Resistance in Manhattan continues its offensive operations, announces the assassination of Jewish feminist pioneer Gloria Steinem.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
3 Sept, 02:59
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Breaking: Mossad tried assassinating Cenk Uygur on Live TV but failed. Can't Stank the Cenk.Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
1 Sept, 22:33
🇺🇸🇾🇪⚡️- BREAKING: New photograph of U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth shows that he has resorted to chewing the "khat" plant, as seen in Yemen, after being inspired by the recent success of the Houthis on the battlefield.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
1 Sept, 20:14
🇮🇷🇲🇽⚡️- BREAKING: The Mexican owner of our knockoff channel, despite having covered multiple wars over the span of three years, including at least two in Iran, still thinks Karaj is located in Markazi, an entirely different province.This, even as he claims "the locals" are feeding him this supposedly accurate information.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
1 Sept, 15:30
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The Islamic Resistance in Manhattan announces the successful assassination of Bank of America Vice President Erin Piacenti.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
1 Sept, 14:27edited
🇺🇸🇹🇭⚡️- BREAKING: Thai authorities are cracking down on prostitutes in Pattaya before American sailors on the USS Lincoln arrive, amid fears that their arrival could lead to an outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases.It is reported that Secretary of War Pete Hegseth will personally check each sailor's testosterone levels before and after their arrival in Thailand.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
31 Aug, 15:14
🇲🇽⚡️- BREAKING: In an increasingly desperate bid to win back a slice of their dwindling audience, the owner of our knockoff channel "Rerum Novarum" has resorted to posting occasional parodies.This tactic, paired with the regular purchase of bot subscribers, appears to be the new strategy for countering their fading influence and slow descent into obscurity on Telegram and Twitter.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
26 Aug, 07:02
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The U.S. Air Force and Army Corps of Engineers announce the liquidation of 2nd Lt. Leah Borsich, Sabrina Hansen and Hayden Scalis after their Cessna 441 plane went down in Alaska.Five additional Amerimutts were neutralized in the crash, whose identities have not been released yet.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
26 Aug, 04:00
🇲🇽🏳️⚧️🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: It has now been exactly 176 days since the Mexican transgender who runs our knockoff channel "Rerum Novarum" declared a successful Special Military Operation.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
23 Aug, 12:01
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: Per newly released documents, 20,495 active U.S. servicemembers experienced "unwanted sexual contact" in 2025.When approached for more information, Kingsley Wilson, the spokesperson for the Department of War, claimed “most of the rapes were of a non-hostile nature.”Sources close to Rerum Niggarum can confirm that at least two-thirds of the rapes occurred in the CENTCOM area of responsibility.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
20 Aug, 04:56
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: U.S. Navy sources report the liquidation of Amerimutt sailor Jesse Braswell, who was shot and killed by a fellow sailor aboard the USS John F. Kennedy (CVN-79).
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
18 Aug, 02:53
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: Following the success of the covert operation that evacuated him from Turkey, President Trump has ordered the U.S. Air Force to upgrade its current fleet of food catering trucks, equipping them with Directional Infrared Countermeasures (DIRCM) to protect against infrared-guided missiles.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
15 Aug, 19:53edited
🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: U.S. CENTCOM has signed a $2.6 billion deal with Raytheon and General Dynamics to produce cost-efficient tampons and pads to address depleted stockpiles amid the ongoing war with Iran, according to new documents obtained by Bloomberg.When asked, CENTCOM spokesperson Capt. Tim Hawkins denied the reports, saying, “Our forces have sufficient capabilities to deal with any menstrual cycle. They remain vigilant, lethal, and ready.”
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
14 Aug, 20:49
🇺🇸⚡️- BREAKING: The U.S. Army has announced the liquidation of Chief Warrant Officer 2 Deontre T. Huey and Warrant Officer Seth L. Olmstead after their AH-64 "Apache" helicopter went down in Texas for no apparent reason.The Army assures the public that the helicopter remains in good shape and sustained only minor damage.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
9 Aug, 19:24
🇮🇷⚡️- BREAKING: Iranian state media has published a previously unseen photo of IRGC General Mohsen Rezaei and former SNSC chairman Ali Larijani cosplaying as 50 Cent and Eminem from the early 2000s, with Rezaei sporting a durag.
Rerum Niggarum // Incelligence
8 Aug, 18:58
🇾🇪⚡️- BREAKING: Ongoing clashes between Yemen's Houthis and the Saudi-backed Touthi Frouthis.
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