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11 Nov, 08:59
🏴 Breathe out, your bags are safeGM, degens!🫣 Two days ago our brothers from xRocket pulled the emergency brake: their security system spotted unusual activity, and operations were put on pause. Some of you were shaking all night, some were smashing /start every five minutes. You can stop now: it’s sorted, everything is running as usual, and funds are fine.🛡 So what did they do The team took the whole thing apart piece by piece and tightened security, rolling out extra measures for the platform and its users. Sounds super, super boring, but it’s reliable.🚬 There’s a catch If you deposit via @xrocket, here’s the deal: the cash desks are open again. But there’s one thing you should know in advance — transfers to old wallet addresses now go through an extra vibe check, so they may take longer than usual.No need to panic: everything will be credited correctly within the day. Want your next deposit to land fast and stress-free? Switch to new wallets in xRocket ASAP.🤝 If something’s stuck And it’s not your stepsister, hit up @dtrade_support_bot — they’ll help. No need to spam the chat in caps with “WHERE ARE MY GRAMMMM”, support will get to it quicker.😎 Better to slow down one extra time than to clean up the mess later. We’re all in on this approach, even if it meant waiting a day. Thanks for keeping calm (mostly).Memes won’t buy themselves👌 See you!DTrade News
10 Oct, 12:29
🏴 FATHER TURNS 42!GM, degens!😱 The charts can wait — today we're blowing out a different kind of candles! Our beloved Pavel Durov just turned 42, and that's the perfect excuse to log off for a day.🤝🤝 The whole DTrade team wishes a happy birthday to the father of all social media and TON! We wish Pavel good health, less FUD, and billions in GRAM liquidity. May every new day be a reason to go long and mtong, and may every candle after the bond print green.👏👏 Our Mr. Du Rove built a messenger that became home not just for you and me, but for almost every token in the world. A project without a Telegram — is it even a project?Thanks for trading on DrainTrade, and thanks to TG for letting us build and grow stuff like this right here. Today, by tradition: an ice bath and picking the right chair. We picked ours last year.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😎 HBD! SEE YOU ON DTRADEDTrade News
4 Sept, 13:01
🏴 BACK TO SCHOOL, BROS😎 August has ended, and with it the whole summer. While some spent three months polishing their sun loungers, you were polishing charts — thanks for that, our community. Time to pull out the calculator one last time this season.🥸 Let's flex • 157,000+ transactions during the month, or ~5,000 a day. • 2,370,000+ $GRAM in trading volume. • 3,500 unique traders used the bot.🔥 Are these traders in the room with us right now? We hit the gas pedal properly: peak activity clocked 20,000 transactions and 1,200 traders in a single day — four times the usual daily norm. DTrade isn't a sponge, but it soaked all of it up and loved every second.🤬 Summer, where are you going Over the last three monthsDTrade News
17 Aug, 12:00
🏴 Gram Wallet — is this MTONGA or nah?GM, degens!Telegram is rolling out Gram Wallet, a non-custodial wallet. What does it mean for our bags and TON memecoins? Are we all getting rich immediately, will a billion TG users jump into trading, and shall we live happily ever after?!On August 20 at 3PM UTC we're linking up with the guys from STON.fi, WenLong, and Gram Store to settle the fate of the world and other pressing matters. The stream goes live on YouTube and X.🔞 Questions from the floor At this gathering of great minds you'll definitely (not definitely) get answers to your deepest questions: • How to pick the top-performing meme. • Wen lambo? • Make TON Grate Again tomorrow. • Hocus-DEXus-pocus. • And much more.Register for the event, dig out your wired earbuds, and join the discussion. Wait for a questionDTrade News
14 Aug, 12:00
🏴 TELEGRAM IS 13, HB!GM, degens!🥳 On August 14, 2013 the world got the messenger where you're reading this post, trading, scrolling call channels, and explaining to your mom where her paycheck went. Telegram turns 13 — happy birthday to the star of the day.🤓 Down memory lane It all started as a "private messenger" and ended up as an entire ecosystem: channels, chats, mini apps and, of course, trading bots. Crypto moved in almost entirely — from alpha chats and mempads to exchanges and wallets. Where else can you hear about a token, buy it, and get rekt without ever leaving one app?🤑 No Telegram, no us DTrade lives inside Telegram, and that's the best thing that could've happened to you: • No third-party apps or extensions needed — trading rightDTrade News
7 Aug, 11:59
🏴 JULY, HELLOOOGM, degens!😏 One more month in the archive, and once again there's plenty to brag about. While half of crypto was melting into their sun loungers, you never put your phone down and kept the metrics in shape — thanks for that, our community. So let's talk about how another summer month went.........🤓 Hot facts • 281,000+ transactions for the month, or ~9,000 a day. • 5,000,000+ GRAM in trading volume. And that's at peak vacation season. • 800+ active traders every day, no weekend dips.🔥 When it goes hard, it goes HARD The month refused to leave quietly: on July 29 you fired off more than 28,000 transactions in a single day — triple the daily average. DTrade took the whole barrage, didn't choke, and honestly kind of enjoyed it.ThanDTrade News
3 Jul, 14:01
🏴 We counted and wiped. Those we the tears of joyGM, degens!😎 The month's a wrap, so it's time to drop the facts. All June long you traded for the love of it, jumped into the contest, and caught those rockets — thanks for that, our community. DTrade is still the BEST bot on TON, and it's not us saying it — it's the numbers below.🔞 The facts • 409,000+ transactions for the month — that's ~13,600 a day. No days off. • 6,500,000+ GRAM in trading volume. Just let that number sink in. • 800+ active wallets every single day.🚬 June heat Even on the busiest day the bot calmly chewed through a massive crowd of traders without blinking once: over 50,000 transactions on the peak day. While you're smashing "refresh" like a machine gun, the devs are dialingDTrade News
29 Jun, 16:02
🏴 You traded GOODGM, degens!🤑 The trading contest is officially closed, and we're still rubbing our eyes. You didn't just trade — you ran a REAL meat grinder. Let's tally up what we chopped together.🔞 Numbers that'll give you the shakes • 25,701 tickets all in all. • 1,285,050 TON in combined volume. • 1000+ GRAM bros in the game.🏆 And of course — the top 10 who chopped the hardest 1. Champion — 969 tickets 2. Silver — 911 3. Bronzie — 842 4. Cutie — 490 5. Honors — 403 6. Demon — 350 7. Lucky — 346 8. Legend — 344DTrade News
24 Jun, 13:05edited
🏴 WHOA! IS THAT A NEW UPDATE??GM, degens!While you're farming tickets in the contest and bringing meme season back from the dead, our devs weren't sitting AFK — they were shipping some heavy updates. Let's break down what's new.🥸 New fee system Charged in a separate transaction and only for SUCCESSFUL swaps. Swap didn't go through — your wallet doesn't get any lighter.🤑 Referral upgrade: fastbuy Someone swapped a token through your link — you grab 5% of the fee. Doesn't matter if they're your ref or not.🤫 Wallet bundles Set up a few wallet bundles in settings and switch between them in the swap menu with one tap. No more digging around by hand like an archaeologist.🔧 And to round it off • Refreshed the limitDTrade News
19 Jun, 12:41edited
🏴 Trading contest: make somethin' againGM, degens!🍺 Summer's in full swing — the perfect time to skip the tan and grab some REAL money. So we're rolling out $5,000 and handing it to those who know their craft better than the rest. Pure skill: your spot at the top comes down to trading volume. The more you trade, the more you earn.🤗 Wholesome rules • Sign up in DTrade. • Trade through the bot mercilessly. • Buy high, sell low. • Any platform, any token counts. • Every 50 TON of volume = 1 ticket.Contest dates: June, 19 12:00 UTC — June, 29 12:00 UTC. Prizes awarded: no later than July 01.Prize distribution 🥇 1st place — $1,000 🥈 2nd place — $600 🥉 3rd place — $400DTrade News
3 Jun, 15:00edited
🏴 How'd the holding go, frens?GM, degens!🤩 We're closing out May and reaching for the calculator, because this time the numbers are the kind you want to count twice. You proved once again that DTrade is the BEST trading bot on TON 💪💪💪 and nobody else even came close. Huge thanks for that, our favorite community.💸 Cold hard facts • 773,166 transactions for the month — that's ~25,000 a day. No days off. • 14,138,000 TON in trading volume. Anti-snipe reserve (IYKYK). • May 5 — 92,800 transactions and nearly 5,000 unique traders. The day our servers sent their regards (nearly). • 2,500+ unique brothers and sisters in the trenches every day. Remember when there were 200 of us? Yeah, do the math.🥸 The refs aren't just hot air • In May we paid outDTrade News
26 May, 12:03
🏴 The five best years of our livesGM, degens!🚨 Today our beloved blockchain turns five. On May 26, 2021, the mainnet went live — and off we went: tokens, x's, pumps, two-for-one deals, rockets, updates and that precious green growth. Without TON, there wouldn't be a single meme you know, no rich-kid lifestyle, and obviously no DTrade.Let's remember why we love TON ✅ Transactions fly. ✅ Limit orders actually fill. ✅ Fees cheaper than instant noodles. ✅ The best audience around. ✅ The strongest teams. ✅ The most honest devs.☠️ And we, obviously, didn't just wander in here by accident.DTrade News
8 May, 16:30
🏴 The bull run's in the room with usGM, degens!🚨 You feel it too? Charts are green again, chats are buzzing, callers aren't sleeping, and rockets are taking off. Looks like that meme season we've been waiting for since spring '24 is finally knocking on the door.🤩 Numbers don't lie According to Dune, every trading bot on TON is flying. But DTrade, of course, stood out the most: • 530 -> 4,600 unique daily traders — a 9x jump. • 5.8M TON in trading volume over the past few weeks. • 270,000+ transactions through the bot.The old bosses are out, looks like the people's Telegram Foundation, led by Pasha Durov himself, is now in charge. Memes like $REDO and $UTYA are pulling massive X, the MTONGA narrative keeps gaining steam, and the OG holders are finally pulling their wallets outDTrade News
22 Apr, 13:32
🏴 It's alive and glowingGM, degens!😀 Missed us? We missed you too, and we worked really hard to improve our absolute beast of a bot. While the devs were staying up all night hunting bugs, our beloved TON leveled up and even started showing signs of life. Is the meme season coming soon too? To get you ready for it, we've rolled out a few new updates.🤯 Taking over the trading world • Groypad and Uranus — we shipped support for these platforms. Word on the street is the token devs are getting a piece of the pie there too, but we haven't checked. • DeDust CPMM v2 — the fees are finally separated from the position! DTrade already knows how to handle them, do you?🚨 FUUUUUUULLLL GAAASSS The DTrade team has done a massive optimization of the bot. WhatDTrade News
8 Mar, 12:00
🏴 The biggest gem on TONGM, degens and degenettes!Today we are pausing our memecoin sniping and taking a break from monitoring new token launches to congratulate our crypto-beauties with the International Women's Day.💅 Being a girl in crypto is an art. You prove that you can catch 100x on memecoins without losing your elegance, and keep nerves of steel while waiting for the Memelandia restart. Ladies in trading are the true diamond hands who hold without shaking, unlike the rest of us.Our lovelies, we wish your PnL's to be the color of a stem and not the rose petals, your limit orders to trigger more often than clothing sales, and your capital to grow as fast as your nails 💅😘 WE LOVE YOU!Earn some flowers for your ladyDTrade News
6 Feb, 12:02
🏴 Three is a crowdGM, degens!You’ve already survived the first two parts of the dictionary, right? Right? Good. Because today we’re back with more education you’ll definitely need in the upcoming TON memez szn.This time — the most common words according to DTrade’s finest traders… plus their friends, families, devs, chefs, and cats. Yes, we asked everyone.• FOMO — fear of missing out. Everyone on TON has felt it. Remember seeing a +14,000% PnL pic? Yeah. That's it. • Tilt — when emotions take over and logic leaves the chat. Trading on feelings. Bro, don’t do this to yourself. • Bullish — when the market or a token is going up and everyone believes it’ll keep pumping. Or when you loaded a full bag and really believe in generational wealth in it (ain't happening). • BE / break-even — exiting a trade at zero profit, zero loss. Classic chat line:DTrade News
30 Jan, 12:01
🏴 At least limit orders are now smartGM, degens!👹 Remember when price tapped your limit order and the bot froze, contemplating the meaning of life for a couple of seconds? Yeah, we remember too — and it pissed us off just as much as it did you. While the TON crowd is busy arguing over who was the winner in 3rd week of MemeRepublic, we went ahead and rewrote the limit order engine.The old engine could choke hard under heavy load, creating unnecessary delays. We pressed a few buttons, changed a few things, broke a few laws of physics and now it’s a whole different story.🔞 January update • Instant execution. The new under-the-hood monster doesn’t care how many orders are sitting in the orderbook. You can sell your meme-coins to silly degens in an instant. • Optimization. The bossDTrade News
28 Jan, 13:26
🏴 Dump all your fiat into DTradeGM, degens!Christmas is over, but you’re still stuck in vacation mode? We've made Santa ship an update just for you. You can now top up your wallet in the bot instantly with a bank card via the 'Deposit' button. One click — funds are in, fresh memecoins are inbound.🤑 The new method works in 150+ countries and supports tons of currencies — from dollars and euros to shillings and pesos. Money lands instantly, no middlemen, no delays.The system runs on a smart aggregator that makes buying crypto with fiat fast and painless. It scans offers from 75+ providers and automatically picks the best deal for you.😱 So here’s the flow: tap 'Deposit' in the bot, open the list of supported countries and currencies, choose a payment method — and… boom! Funds areChannel photo updated
14 Jan, 10:36
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31 Dec 2025, 15:04
🏴 2026 without stop-losses, but with brainsGM, degens!🙏 Well… we've survived another year. We've been flipping, holding, liquidating, and climbed back up again. Some caught generational wealth in MemeRepublic, others sat through the dips and turned from flippers into investors.DTrade was with you at every stage: when you placed limit orders at 3 AM, sniped tokens in the very first seconds, tried copy-trading hoping for fast profit, and when you took profit at the highs (or bought there too — whom are we kidding lol).🙏 Every tx, every contest ticket, every flip — that’s exactly why we are buidling day and night.2026 is around the corner. A year of new tokens and new profits. We’ll keep upgrading DTrade making it faster and sharper. Fewer sandwiches, more green candles, good
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