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23 Sept, 20:14
Tying the dead’s shoelaces inside the coffin might be the simplest way to prevent a zombie apocalypse.Shower Thoughts
23 Sept, 18:14
Cardio is resistance training with extra steps er... reps.Shower Thoughts
23 Sept, 06:14
The Costco chicken bake is a land, air, sea, hot pocket because the caesar dressing has sardines.1,150Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
22 Sept, 21:14
The suit would be “British ethnic clothing” had they not conquered much of the world.1,350Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
22 Sept, 15:14
Palm trees are the ultimate IQ test: people love them for looking useful while providing almost none of the benefits of a tree.1,510Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
22 Sept, 07:14
Being behind in established social milestones is considered to be socially criminal, but also being too ahead of them depending on your age is considered a rushed and hectic process.1,630Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
22 Sept, 05:14
Most of us have less than 22,000 days left to live, and less than 14,000 days to be awake.1,640Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
22 Sept, 04:14
Maybe the reason we never see ghosts is because either gravity pulls them into the earth's core or the planet's orbit leaves them stranded in space.1,640Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
10 Sept, 04:14
Ten years ago we thought $600 was a lot to pay for a phone.Shower Thoughts
10 Sept, 03:14
Crosswords could be scrabble games first, and clues just added after. Tweaks would be thrown in, like multiple words and proper nouns allowed, but otherwise it could be near identical.Shower Thoughts
10 Sept, 02:14
They say the root of all evil is money. However, shouldn’t we be pointing at the one who invented it in the first place?Shower Thoughts
10 Sept, 02:14
If all the murders from film and tv were real, humanity would be wiped out.Shower Thoughts
9 Sept, 23:14
The designer of the ice cube tray was likely well read about the Titanic.Shower Thoughts
9 Sept, 10:14
The public transport experience would be vastly improved if the public weren't allowed onto it.1,240Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
9 Sept, 00:14
To be overly sensitive can be both a great gift and a huge curse.1,390Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
8 Sept, 23:14
I think that people from the USA should be called Unitedstatians to avoid offending or confusing other Americans.1,430Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
8 Sept, 17:14
Jiu jitsu and wrestling should work on humanoid robots.1,550Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
8 Sept, 16:14
With how obsessed modern society is with effeciency and simplicity, you would think auto racing would be more praised rather than ridiculed.1,590Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
8 Sept, 15:14
Earth has never been invaded by aliens, but the Moon has. We were the aliens.1,610Open in TelegramShower Thoughts
8 Sept, 15:14
In a future where AI is sold to supplement people's own intelligence, there will be lobby groups invested in keeping consumers unintelligent through poor education.1,540Open in Telegram
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